One For The Road

Before entering the M60, if approaching a green light, slam on the brakes - it might turn amber at any minute. If you make it onto the motorway, should you experience light rain and/or a warning of certain weather conditions being likely, please take one of the following actions:- a) Whilst maintaining speed drive into the nearest field, embankment, bridge or fellow road user. b) Bring your vehicle to an abrupt halt and reverse up the nearest slip road. If already experienceing the conditions warned of above, simply shut your eyes, grab the steering wheel and pray. In normal conditions, ensure all accidents are observed carefully by slowing to a stop. Otherwise, maintain a slow steady speed in the overtaking lanes; the rule of the road is of course - stick to the right!