The Additional Sense Experiment; (The Sex Sense)

The Hypothesis:-

There is a myth that as humans we make use of, on average, only 10% of our brain.  Now, that leaves a lot to the imagination, or at least to a percentage of its potential.  One possibility is that of an additional sense or senses, or sixth sense.  It is well documented that those who lose a sense can gain a heightened level of sense in the remaining senses, thus compensating towards the loss.  This heightened level of sense is in my view evidence that more of the brain can be utilised when required, and to such an extent that there is almost a mystical quality to it.

Well, it is my hypothesis that there are also additional senses available to us that are as yet unexplained and undocumented.  For instance, when on foot, on the tram, or even in the car, sometimes I will feel myself being drawn away from what I am doing to concentrate on something else, often in a completely different direction and at some distance away.  Upon gaining focus, which on occasion has required getting closer, by and by I have found myself to be looking at a particularly good female specimen.

This happens with such consistency, that I believe there is an additional sense that goes beyond the physical senses, and that doesn’t just pick up females, it picks up the highest quality, often at quite a distance, often within hundreds of people, and can be from within an air tight environment such as a vehicle, unperturbed by extreme weather conditions or fading to no light.

The Experiment:-

Piccadilly Gardens, Manchester, home time, late autumn, getting dark, weather conditions: poor.  So sure I was of proving my hypothesis, I decided to have a little wager with myself.  Head down, I watched my feet, amongst many others, displace the rain as I walked, moments in and the urge took me.  I looked up and slightly to my right immediately and instinctively.  At about 2 O’clock and 100 metres there was a lone female stood waiting near a bus stop in a black rain mac, she had long black hair apparently over the top of her mac and lofted down her back.  I was so convinced that at closer inspection she would be a hotty, and my super sense correct, that I made said hypothetical wager that even without closer inspection, so reliable was this sense, that I could confidently confirm to myself at that moment that I would ‘give her one.’  The bet being that, if I was wrong, then, hypothetically speaking, I would have to have sexual intercourse with a munter.  On the other hand, if correct, my hypothetical prize would be the same, but with one obvious difference, and therefore, entirely to my benefit.

As I approached to within 30 metres or so of the results, she turned her head slightly to the left and towards me as if aroused by a sense herself.  Perhaps there is a similar sense in females!  Closer still, her exposed calves grew larger and her frame bloated out a little, filling the mack tightly above and below the belt line.  As I went past on her left, I turned to my right to look back, as if to re-consider my route.  Subtly I caught a glimpse of my results.

The Results:-

Yes, I would definitely have, ‘given her one.’

The Analysis:-

We all have different standards and like different things.  I do not consider the hypothesis a total failure simply because I would be happy to have sex with, and can find something beautiful in, most women; warts, chins, maturity et al.  Indeed, it was the scales in which I measured my results that were incorrect, so I guess, for this immediate experiment, that is my result; the threshold upon which I allowed my results to evidence my hypothesis were too low and therefore the hypothesis was not disproved, as perhaps it should have been on this particular occasion.

The Conclusion:-

In short, the bet contained no real forfeit and the bar of proof was essentially set too low; I would have willingly had sexual intercourse with any results and probably chalked that up as a result at the time.  I suppose results are results, it’s how you interpret and measure those results that counts, to accurately do so would be to take into account the many variables of human taste, somehow developing a universal scale that allows for the mean of the variables.