Botany Bay

I once visited. Had to pay to get in. Couldn't wait to get out, felt like it had aged me 5 years when I eventually did. A visit to Botany Bay is not just a foot in the grave, its an entire leg! When you need a break from monotony, I always say, 'imagine you're on your way out of Botany Bay and somebody tells you that you've got to do it all again.' Mind numbing and life sapping the very thought. Not quite so bad after a decent break though, providing you don't have to pay again and sup another flat coke.

Anxiety Pushers

The news cuts the truth with shit, then hires tale tale tits to push it.

It's All For Granted

The problem with abundance is inefficiency.

To The Doer's Again

Why worry about anything that lies infront, when you've done all that lies behind.

To The Doer's

Ave a go! At least you'll know!

The Rolling Stones

Decent coke doesn't kill you, it just makes you stronger.

To The Brave

It's a shame it takes a band of cunts to make a star shine so brightly.