Conspiracy In The Sandpit

Whether down to a few wonderful imaginations or fact, the reality is, the imaginations of the masses are not yet wonderful enough, and thus continue to be manipulated by whoever the elite may be.

Playground Humanity

Britain to advise developing countries on how to deal with extreme weather... Well, we are all just kids really, pretending to be grown ups, aren't we? I mean nobody around today has been on earth more than 5 bloody minutes and most who have are out of date or revert to childhood. I suppose all we have to learn from are mistakes, and thus in terms of extreme weather we should therefore be experts. Problem is kids don't always want to learn.

Pop At A Trend

TKMAXX are selling Hindu Gods for the fashion conscious.

Pop At Latest Trend

Apologies to all legitimate hipsters; some do like heavy metal and not all give a shit about high street fashion.

Could He Be Right, We Must Unite At All Costs

Outraged that David Cameron has suggested that British Islamic extremist fighters may be temporarily prohibited from returning to the UK... Temporarily!!! It's just more bloody traffic man.

Only Way To Beat Em... Join Em

Raced a Golf GTI this morning from the lights on a dual carriage way, he was even creeping forward on red while I sat in neutral. Never done that before, but Hell, having failed to beat pollution by way of a working from home initiative, I've now decided to join the race with a vengeance.

Quitting Can Get You Everywhere

Never quit anything in my whole life, sometimes though, a strategical hanging in of the towel is necessary, and so, it is with a heavy heart, that me and the grog do part.

Outnumbered

It's their earth too, so there isn't necessarily a lot that you can do.

Iceland Booked

Yes, I have wanted to go since before the crash, it’s on my list, it’s a very special place on earth because it takes you to how things were and might be again, it’s a scientific wonder, it’s an up close and personal with the planet. Epic country, other worldy, scifi sets, gushers!!

Wedding Vows - 3/10/14

Groom’s Vows:- I don’t need to be the source of my own belief; I have you to believe in me, to know me truly, and to love me for who we both know I am. And so I think less, my sole expeditions have become team efforts and they are beautiful at every turn - because at every turn you are there. Everything in moderation, except happiness, together we do happiness in excess, and our adventure - Annie. Bride’s Vows:- I take you to be no other than yourself, in all the ways life may find us. I promise to treasure for all of my days the love we celebrate here today and the wonderful life we have made together with Annie.

From One Dying Man To Another

Hiya Dad Hope you got home okay yesterday, thanks so much for getting Annie the star present, I shall ensure that she wears that every time I’m with her. Mum has informed me about your valve situation, as she told you she would. I remember studying the heart in A-Level Biology and being particularly interested due to my own experiences. That was nearly 20 years ago, and even then they were able to do a great deal of procedures through the artery in the leg! A valve change was pretty standard procedure, so imagine what it is now! Indeed, a couple of months a go there was a lad on the news with a mechanical heart. As long as you look after yourself a new valve can offer many more decades of being Papa, and to catch it now before it does some real damage is incredibly fortunate. When I was in surgery at the Freeman my op lasted many hours and I was awake throughout. I was astonished at how such brainy people could also be so practical, they are like super mechanics these heart specialists, they are so brilliant at what they do it’s almost a privilege. It still is the most terrifying thing that has ever happened to me, but it is also life changing, when you walk out of that hospital everything will be more spectacular and life will never have seemed so clear. If you want to retire at that point don’t worry about your diesel costs, I will buy your diesel, it is the very least I can do for you. Love Adx